Dustin Diamond Quotes & Sayings

“The sword was a very elegant weapon in the days of the samurai. You had honor and chivalry much like the knights, and yet it was a gruesome and horrific weapon.”

“I'm a shepherd, not a sheep, and I've always prided myself on being a leader and not a follower.”

“Eat some pizza, play some Xbox, watch some TV. Gross? Maybe. Me? Yes.”

“Sorry dude, but we're in a boxing match and you went against your word and tried to make me look weak and stupid in front of 17 million people. That's just not gonna happen.”

“All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap.”

“I don't know who's worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.”

“The Britney Spears fans aren't going to dig us.”

“If we could sell 100,000 units every album, that would rock. We'd have a big cult following, we'd have a built-in fanbase so we could pretty much play anywhere, people would show up and rock out.”

“I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move.”

“You've got Corey Feldman doing his thing, and the problem is, they're trying to be pop stars. You can't compare Salty to any of the other actors out there playing music.”