Dylan Moran Quotes & Sayings (Page 8)

“I'm fascinated by how you'll change your position so many times over a lifetime, but really what you're doing is occupying a series of positions on a landscape.”

“I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a celebrity is someone who is famous but doesn't do anything.”

“When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when I first went to a comedy club - I wanted to do it, so I gave it a try and that was it. I found my office.”

“Religion is the yeast of death cakes. It is the most awful agent on a vulnerable mind. It's the refuge of alienated and lonely people. It's what people had before television. It yokes people together into an imaginary world. It is just people talking to their imaginary friends, at length. I wouldn't mind, but some of the people are world leaders.”

“If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.”

“Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.”

“I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?”

“America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind of culture as well as the one they are living in.”

“I don't really think of myself as an actor.”

“I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers.”