Harland Williams Quotes & Sayings

28 most famous Harland Williams quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 61 year old Canadian actor born on Nov 14, 1962.

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“I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?”

“The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.”

“I don't go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.”

“I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.”

“I get a lot of people telling me that I'd make a good 'wacky neighbor.' I wouldn't mind that, if it was a starting-off point.”

“I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.”

“I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.”

“I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs.”

“I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it.”

“I think a lot of people think I'm doing kind of a character onstage, but what you're really getting is just me.”

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