Janeane Garofalo Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.”

“I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.”

“The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.”

“I remember the old Times Square from when I was younger, and there was a seedy thrill to it. Some of that is gone, which I have a little bit of nostalgia for.”

“You know, there's nothing more interesting than seeing a bunch of racists become confused and angry at a speech they're not quite certain what he's saying.”

“I'm not specifically attached to anything other than trying to, in my personal life, fight against where I see right wing thinking. Whether it be around my dinner table or on the street or somebody reading the New York Post.”

“Is being an idiot like being high all the time?”

“The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”

“The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.”

“I love a nice cooking show. It's as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses, I suppose.”