Jean Kerr Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.”

“Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.”

“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.”

“I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.”

“When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs.”

“Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.”

“You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.”

“One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.”

“A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.”

“The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.”