Jerry Stiller Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience.”

“I shave without using shaving cream.”

“It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.”

“Money is sensual.”

“My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.”

“Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.”

“The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.”

“I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.”