Jesse Ventura Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.”

“I believe to go along to get along is unpatriotic. I believe that agreeing with your government on everything they do is unpatriotic. I believe a patriot stands up and holds your government's feet to the fire. Because if you do that, you will get good government.”

“Government is like physics, you know - for every action, there's a reaction.”

“I don't support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would be a mistake to make them illegal again.”

“Let's remember, the CIA's job is to go out and create wars.”

“Tell the truth because then you don't have to have a good memory.”

“I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.”

“I would give the people of America to their first opportunity to elect a president who doesn't belong to either party since George Washington.”

“You can't legislate against stupidity.”

“I don't oppose hunting in any way, shape or form. If that's what you enjoy doing, you are free to do it.”