Jimmy Carr Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

Jimmy Carr quotes and sayings page 2 (52 year old comedian). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 30 we have for him.

“They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna.”

“I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.”

“It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.”

“I don't see myself as offending people.”

“I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.”

“It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.”

“Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.”

“You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.”

“Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.”

“I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.”