Jimmy Carr Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.”

“I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.”

“More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.”

“The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.”

“I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.”

“If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.”

“Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.”

“I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.”

“There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.”

“Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.”