Jimmy Fallon Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)
Jimmy Fallon quotes and sayings page 5 (50 year old comedian). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 75 we have for him.
“Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will forever be in my TiVo.”
“I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos.”
“People have disliked me. You know, in high school, I wasn't the most popular kid. I wasn't the nerdiest kid. I was kind of in the middle.”
“I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Then, I started meeting girls and I'm like 'You know, maybe I shouldn't be a Priest.'”
“I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff's going to be dragged up and, you know, I'll be like, 'Wait, what?'”
“In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.”
“It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.”
“I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.”
“If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet.”
“Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce 'gubernatorial.'”
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