Jimmy Fallon Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.”

“Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen.”

“I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.”

“I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.”

“Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.'”

“I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.”

“I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie.”

“I like being absurd. Being silly.”

“My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we had a surrogate.”

“I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.”