Jimmy Fallon Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Jimmy Fallon quotes and sayings page 3 (50 year old comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 75 we have for him.
“The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.”
“I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.”
“I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It.'”
“Thank you... Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Now it's just like the iPhone except it can't make calls. So basically, it's just like the iPhone.”
“We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.”
“Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.”
“Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, 'Thank you?'”
“Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.”
“Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.”
“Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot.”
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