Joe Bob Briggs Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?”

“A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.”

“In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.”

“Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.”

“In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.”