Joe Bob Briggs Quotes & Sayings

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15 most famous Joe Bob Briggs quotes and sayings (critic). These are the first 10 quotes we have.

Joe Bob Briggs Quotes
“Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.”
Joe Bob Briggs Quotes
“It's not a crime to get drunk.”
Joe Bob Briggs Quotes
“As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.”
Joe Bob Briggs Quotes
“If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'”
Joe Bob Briggs Quotes
“Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.”
Joe Bob Briggs Quotes
“There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.”
Joe Bob Briggs Quotes
“Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.”
Joe Bob Briggs Quotes
“Faith is like a kernel of wheat.”
Joe Bob Briggs Quotes
“The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.”
Joe Bob Briggs Quotes
“The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.”

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