Joe E. Lewis Quotes & Sayings
25 most famous Joe E. Lewis quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 4 June, 1971.
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
“You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.”
“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
“A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.”
“It pays to get drunk with the best people.”
“They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.”
“The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.”
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.”
“Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.”
“I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.”
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