Kathy Griffin Quotes & Sayings
65 most famous Kathy Griffin quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for her. She's a 64 year old American comedian born on Nov 4, 1960.
“If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.”
“I am an outsider looking in, absolutely. You're not going to see me at the Academy Awards 'Vanity Fair' party any time soon. I'm not somebody who, no matter where I go, there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world, and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.”
“The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.”
“I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone... it's a joke!”
“I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.”
“I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.”
“I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.”
“Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.”
“No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.”
“Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.”
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