Kinky Friedman Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

Kinky Friedman quotes and sayings page 2 (80 year old musician). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 46 we have for him.

“How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?”

“May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.”

“We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.”

“I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.”

“I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.”

“I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.”

“Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.”

“If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.”