Kinky Friedman Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Kinky Friedman quotes and sayings page 3 (80 year old musician). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 46 we have for him.
“You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.”
“I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.”
“Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.”
“The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'”
“No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.”
“I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.”
“I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.”
“We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.”
“The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.”
“I see an issue I like, and I support it.”
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