Kurt Braunohler Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Kurt Braunohler quotes and sayings page 3 (comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 41 we have.
“I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.”
“My parents got divorced when I was 2, so I have this weird thing where I have 8 brothers and sisters, but I am also an only child.”
“People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.”
“The entire New York comedy scene has moved to L.A. - it's bled the New York comedy scene dry.”
“You don't become a fully-formed human as a female, or even a male, until you're at least 30.”
“A lot of improvisers mistakenly assume stand-up is awful, because there are a lot of stand-ups in the world that did not appeal to me. It was so easy to make a blanket statement when I was improvising only: 'Stand-up's terrible.' It's so ignorant and stupid to do that. But it's easy to do that. So that's where I came from.”
“Anyone can become a game show host. It simply requires a giant, narcissistic ego and an inability to do anything else. The closest thing to school I did was looking in the mirror one hundred times a day and repeating, 'People should listen to you talk.'”
“Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes for Twitter. There's a lot of pressure there. On the flip side, I think having to produce like that makes you a better comedian.”
“Everyone wants something that'll appeal to, like, 13-year-olds to 18-year-olds. Especially working in television and trying to pitch shows, they're like, 'We definitely want something that a 14-year-old will be, like, super-psyched about.' And I'm like, 'I don't know if my reality is appealing to a 14-year-old.'”
“For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane person, because it was closer to how I felt, but I looked so dumb. So, I just stopped. It was like, 'I'm just going to look like a banker.'”
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