Larry David Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.”

“Whenever something good happens to me, it's usually followed by something terrible.”

“Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.”

“If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.”

“My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.”

“I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.”

“I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.”

“When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.”

“Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.”

“I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.'”