Larry David Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Larry David quotes and sayings page 2 (76 year old actor). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 116 we have for him.
“I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.”
“I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.”
“Women love a self-confident bald man.”
“I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.”
“Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.”
“Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.”
“I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.”
“I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.”
“I don't like to make a big splash anyway.”
“Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.”
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