Margaret Smith Quotes & Sayings
6 most famous Margaret Smith quotes and sayings (comedian).
“My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?”
“I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.”
“The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.”
“Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.”
“I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.”
“If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No.'”
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