Nia Vardalos Quotes & Sayings

“My New Year's Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds.”

“And (cue music swell) motherhood turned out to be the most meaningful thing I've ever done with my life. Really.”

“I do recommend it for all girls, and boys, out there: put on a pair of fishnet stockings and find your inner sexiness!”

“In many ways we are all sons and daughters of ancient Greece.”

“You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just jump into things. I'm sort of a fearless idiot that way.”

“You're never too fat for a new purse.”

“I don't card out my screenplays ever. I just have an idea I just sit down and write I don't edit.”

“Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.”

“On November 15th, 2008, in over 300 cities, 4,000 children were adopted in one day.”

“What I wish I had, is that I wish I was a little more Greek, in that I wish I could lose my North American driven attitude and that I could be a little bit more poetic and laissez faire.”