Norman Wisdom Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.”

“All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.”

“At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.”

“I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.”

“I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.”

“I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.”

“I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.”

“In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there.”

“I owe everything to the army.”

“My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.”