Ogden Nash Quotes & Sayings
42 most famous Ogden Nash quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American poet who passed away on 19 May, 1971.
“Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.”
“To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.”
“Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.”
“If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.”
“The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.”
“Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”
“I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.”
“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.”
“Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.”
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.”
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