Ogden Nash Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Ogden Nash quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased poet born on Aug 19, 1902). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 42 we have for him.
“There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.”
“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.”
“No, you never get any fun out of the things you haven't done.”
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.”
“Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.”
“A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.”
“I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.”
“Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.”
“Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.”
“I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.”
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