Ogden Nash Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.”

“There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.”

“Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.”

“I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.”

“I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.”

“The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.”

“The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.”

“The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.”

“Women would rather be right than reasonable.”

“I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.”