Paul Lynde Quotes & Sayings

“Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.”

“A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.”

“Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!”

“I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.”

“I wish I had the nerve not to tip.”

“I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.”

“I'm Liberace without a piano.”

“I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.”

“A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.”

“When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.”