Paul Lynde Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.”

“If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.”

“I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.”

“I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.”

“Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.”

“If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.”

“I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.”

“The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.”

“Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.”

“My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.”