Paul Mooney Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Paul Mooney quotes and sayings page 2 (83 year old comedian). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 58 we have for him.
“You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem.”
“A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby.”
“I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them.”
“America is racial. America was founded on race. Race is America. The code name for America is 'race.'”
“I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.”
“I think I have a mental nappy attitude.”
“I'm as American as apple pie.”
“If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.”
“Listen, we've got one little ol' black president, and white folks are upset, but they've had 43.”
“People ask me, when was my best time? I always say, 'Today.'”
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