Pauly Shore Quotes & Sayings

41 most famous Pauly Shore quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 56 year old American comedian born on Feb 1, 1968.

“Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood.”

“Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.”

“I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.”

“Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.”

“I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?”

“I'm not used to getting good reviews.”

“When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized.”

“Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.”

“When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.”

“My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.”