Rip Taylor Quotes & Sayings

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9 most famous Rip Taylor quotes and sayings. He's a 90 year old American comedian born on Jan 13, 1934.

Rip Taylor Quotes
“Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!”
Rip Taylor Quotes
“I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.”
Rip Taylor Quotes
“I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.”
Rip Taylor Quotes
“I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.”
Rip Taylor Quotes
“Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.”
Rip Taylor Quotes
“Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.”
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“I've created such a monster.”
Rip Taylor Quotes
“I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.”
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“Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.”

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