Rob Delaney Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I hate wearing suits and ties.”

“I want people to feel good about themselves.”

“I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.”

“In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.”

“My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.”

“On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.”

“It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.”

“But I also know in standup, there's nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are thrown into a pile of bodies at the bottom of a mountain.”

“Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?”

“I was an extroverted kid and performed, like, acting and singing. Then, the older I got, I realized I enjoyed performing things that I came up with myself more and I enjoyed making people laugh more than making people cry or think.”