Ron White Quotes & Sayings

38 most famous Ron White quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 67 year old American comedian born on Dec 18, 1956.

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”

“The next time you have a thought... let it go.”

“When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.”

“There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.”

“Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.”

“I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.”

“Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!”

“The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.”