Ron White Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Ron White quotes and sayings page 2 (68 year old comedian). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 38 we have for him.
“There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.”
“You can't fix stupid.”
“People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.”
“I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.”
“There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.”
“You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.”
“I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.”
“The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.”
“You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.”
“I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.”
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