Ruby Wax Quotes & Sayings

16 most famous Ruby Wax quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for her. She's a 71 year old American comedian born on Apr 19, 1953.

“Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.”

“I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.”

“I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.”

“Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me.”

“You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.”

“College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.”

“I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.”

“I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.”

“Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.”