Seth Meyers Quotes & Sayings

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14 most famous Seth Meyers quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 50 year old American comedian born on Dec 28, 1973.

“My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class.”
Seth Meyers Quotes
“When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.”
Seth Meyers Quotes
“Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.”
Seth Meyers Quotes
“People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.”
Seth Meyers Quotes
“I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.”
Seth Meyers Quotes
“It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for.”
Seth Meyers Quotes
“The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.”
Seth Meyers Quotes
“The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a frustrated member of the citizenry.”
Seth Meyers Quotes
“I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.”
Seth Meyers Quotes
“I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.”

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