Tim Conway Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.”

“People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.”

“Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly, when I asked him to come along.”

“I would get ill before going onstage - something about getting in front of people, and if they don't laugh, I'm a bomb. I got over it when somebody laughed.”

“You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies.”

“If I wouldn't offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are being watched over by the same person.”

“Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.”