“If somebody actually came to me and said, 'O.K., this is it: write your last 'South Park' episodes,' I'd be like, 'No, no, no.'”
“The 'Beavis and Butt-head' movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show.”
“We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.”
“Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.”
“Colorado's right next to Utah - you know, Mormon Central.”
“I was a big Broadway fan for a while.”
“I've gotten to a point where I wouldn't direct someone else's material. It would only be something totally original.”
“We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about... a family, or a kid, it's about a town.”
“A lot of people don't realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in 'South Park' more than anybody is my dad. Stan's father, Randy - my dad's name is Randy - that's my drawing of my dad; that's me doing my dad's voice. That is just my dad. Even Stan's last name, Marsh, was my dad's stepfather's name.”
“If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'”