Willie Geist Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

“If the relentless personal maintenance plan has taken over your life, give it a rest.”

“In our deepest places, we all wish we could live like Raoul Duke for a while.”

“It doesn't matter if you're famous or infamous. All that matters is you're a celebrity.”

“My dad was always fascinated and amused by Trump, so I learned to be fascinated and amused by Trump.”

“My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door.”

“Unintentional comedy is comedy just the same.”

“It's fun to deliver material on live TV because it's more off-the-cuff, but I like writing better. You really can measure the joke, think an extra second and nail the right reference.”

“Everyone worries about their kids, of course, but you can drive yourself nuts thinking about all the horrible things in the world - and many, many people do. I believe life is to be lived and not survived.”

“I do remember vividly sometime after puberty when I'd answer the phone at home and the callers began to say, 'Hi, Bill!' That's when I knew Dad and I had the same voice.”

“I think President Obama has always been a little bit underestimated. Some of the things he's done with foreign policy have been unassailable. Getting us out of Iraq, killing Osama Bin Laden.”