Willie Geist Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“The thing about me is that I don't judge my audience. I welcome. It is a big tent.”

“I hate to make this point too often, but imagine for a moment George W. Bush were on his sixth vacation, and he was asked about Iraq, and he said 'I'm buying shrimp.' You think that wouldn't be a headline everywhere?”

“You don't really have to say much when your headline is 'Drag Queen Robs Burger King.' Sometimes comedy writes itself.”

“If you're one of the fortunate few on this Earth with a pass to enter the gates of Augusta National on Masters Sunday, you don't leave early. You just don't. If it's a Masters Sunday when Tiger Woods is near the top of the leader board, you really don't leave early.”

“In a tradition second in wonderful absurdity only to 60-year-old baseball managers wearing uniforms and spikes in the dugout, golf spectators come dressed ready to play 18.”

“Kanye is going to have to decide early whether or not he's a Baby Bjorn guy, because the minute you put on that Baby Bjorn, there's no turning back. It's like buying a minivan. You lose a little piece of yourself when you get that Baby Bjorn.”

“Watching 'CSI: Miami' is like watching 'Teen Jeopardy!' or doing the crossword puzzle in 'People' magazine. It makes you feel smart even when you're not.”

“The nice thing about 'Morning Joe' is that I do get to do serious news sometimes.”

“Golf is the only sport where watching the game is arguably as grueling physically as playing it.”

“Chris Rock is a very funny man.”