Scott Thompson Quotes & Sayings

“I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high.”

“When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.”

“Comedy is actually very macho driven.”

“I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.”

“Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.”

“People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.”

“A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho.”

“Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe.”

“I guess chemistry is just another word for love.”

“I resented that my career wasn't going the way that it was supposed to. And I was angry that I wasn't getting the parts that I wanted.”