Amy Sedaris Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.”

“I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'”

“I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn't doing it. But very seldom does that happen.”

“I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's yard on the way home from school, I would go to the end of the block and turn.”

“If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me.”

“I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.”

“I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.”

“I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.”

“I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.”

“I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.”