Amy Sedaris Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

“I always find something to keep me busy.”

“I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained. I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way.”

“Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.”

“I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.”

“There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.”

“A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.”

“I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.”

“A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.”

“But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.”

“I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.”