Andy Dick Quotes & Sayings

“People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.”

“Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!”

“I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.”

“You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.”

“I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.”

“I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.”

“I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.”

“I was a bad boy as a child.”

“I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.”

“There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it's done working for me.”