Andy Dick Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.”

“There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.”

“Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.”

“When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.”

“I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.”

“I have a very dark sense of humor.”

“I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'?”

“I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.”

“Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.”

“I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay.”