Anthony Jeselnik Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I would write 100 jokes a day. Most of them were terrible. But I just said, 'I'll write more than everybody else, and that's how I'll get better.'”

“I'm not just offensive, I'm very smart about the way that I do it, and that takes a lot of time. People say that young comics shouldn't be trying these things. That's ridiculous. You should try everything and see what sticks.”

“I don't think people shouldn't try to be edgy, but you have to take what the audience says to you in consideration.”

“Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it.”

“I feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves.”

“I never knew if I would get my own show, but I knew I loved stand-up.”

“On Twitter, when someone would die, I would write a joke. Or if there's a tragedy, I would write a joke and tweet it. That was my thing, and then at a certain point, people started demanding it.”