Anthony Jeselnik Quotes & Sayings
17 most famous Anthony Jeselnik quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 46 year old American comedian born on Dec 22, 1978.
“I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off.”
“I had written for Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman in the past. Jimmy had a different voice, and different priorities. He couldn't be the bad guy in the joke; he couldn't upset people, really.”
“In the second grade, I would just get bored and a joke would pop into my head and I would have to say it. It was almost like I had some brilliant novel in my head that I had to get down, and I would interrupt class all the time and get in trouble.”
“I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.”
“That's the worst way you can hear about comedy material: from a third person's blog story that they wrote when they were upset.”
“Everyone has the same kind of fears; everyone has the same big problems in the world, which is, like, fear of death and 'I hope horrible things don't happen to my family,' but they do. And I think people laugh at them as this great release.”
“I think a theater show is a pure version of me doing my material. The theater crowd is a bit more polite, there really aren't hecklers, and there are a lot of people there to see me, and they're excited about the jokes and hanging out with me for a show.”
“I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.”
“The driving force behind doing everything that I've been doing for 11 years as a stand-up is having problems with authority and not liking to be told what to do.”
“I enjoyed writing for someone else's voice, but I wasn't very good at it.”
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