Art Buchwald Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Television has a real problem. They have no page two.”

“Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.”

“So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around.”

“The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.”