Benny Hill Quotes & Sayings
8 most famous Benny Hill quotes and sayings. He was a British comedian who passed away on 20 April, 1992.
“Do unto others, then run.”
“I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.”
“That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.”
“Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.”
“I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.”
“Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.”
“Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.”
“The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.”
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